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Comic #4 – The Second Adventure of Darwin Man

Wow, been a great few days so far in this 60 Days, 60(+) Posts initiative.  Here is the second comic in the Darwin Man series, and I hope you like it:

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What is up with this Hollywood?  You seriously should listen to Jim.  There has been a flood of terrible ideas and remakes of movies not more than 30 years old lately.  Do you really think I’m going to pay $10 for a ticket to go see Predator – Not A Sequel?

Way to rape the childhood of your core audience there, Hollywood:

Well, I guess they’ll never learn.  Also, fuck you IMDB for having stuff behind a pay wall on a site that essentially should just be a wiki.

Comic #2 – Devices That Need Not Be Twitter Ready

Twitter Ready Device Concepts

Twitter Ready Device Concepts

Recently my friend Chuck Danner and I had a conversation about a news article featuring a Twittering washing machine, in which we discussed alternate appliances that should be Twitter ready.

My mind, the way it is, tends to take these simple everyday conversations and blow them way out of proportion, thus giving me fuel for this blog.

No armadillos were harmed in the making of this comic.

Comic – Wal*Mart Pharmacy



True Tales From the Walmart Pharmacy

True Tales From the Walmart Pharmacy

Let me first say that I am indeed not the world’s greatest artist. I also have never done a web comic before, so just look past those facts at this point.

I was inspired to write this today after a visit to the Wal*Mart Pharmacy. I know that these people are busy and all, but there really isn’t much common courtesy between the employees and their customers.

Though the prescriptions only cost ~$4, the amount of time that you spend waiting for your prescription–judged solely on the amount of time that they quote you–makes the prescription astronomically expensive.

I know you guys are busy, and I know that your inexpensive prescriptions make you popular, but please, please stop telling people that their stuff will be ready in 30 minutes.

I have a few suggestions for Wal*Mart:

  1. Hire more pharmacy workers – You have two drive through lanes, each with computers, and you have two computers at the front desk. Yet, you have one person who has to attend to all of them?
  2. Start being realistic about your time quotations – If you’re extremely busy, I’d rather hear “Please come back in 2 hours” than “It will be ready in 30 minutes”, if the former is accurate. I could go home, do some work, go eat lunch, etc. Maybe this is some sort of internal marketing strategy to psychologically get people to buy stuff because they are stuck in the store for so long waiting for their prescription?
  3. If there is insurance on file, run it through first – Nothing gets me riled up more than waiting for the prescription, only to find out that I’ll have to wait again to not have to trade in my arm to get rid of a sinus infection. And for god’s sake, if there’s a problem with the insurance, tell me the first time I come for the prescription.

Well, there you have it. If you have had similar experiences at the Fail*Mart Pharmacy, talk about them in the comments. Otherwise, just multiply the time they quote you at the store by 4 or 5, and you’ll be good.